Cieloisms & One Liners

Welcome to SLG Quotables! These are random funny quotes as encountered by the Screams Like Girl crew: Angela, Bernard, Cielo, and Melissa. Wacky adventures, here we come!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

SNL

"if i wanted to hear from an ass, i'd fart!"

- taken from the angry boom guy in julia louie dryfus cbs psa skit

Saturday, December 15, 2007

it's me...

"Guh-randdd ma, it's meee, AniSTAYYY-zia....... layte nytes.

...and early mornings"

- Combination of Angela's thing with her co-workers, and our recollection of the movie "Anistasia"

hahahahah good times in the car!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Some quotes from facebook, so i can update the damn thing.

"Man, you should grow a pair - here, take mine!" - Angela C. on us talking about guys who are pussies.

"What mix are you? Stupidity and racism?" - Prof Radha 11-28-06

"I dunno, she still has a side of ugly." - Angela C. 11-25-06

"The Lord is my shepherd, there is nothing I shallack..." - People at the Interfaith Prayer Service, 11-21-06

"I'm such a cranberry tramp!" - Iron Chef America Judge

"You need a prostitute!" - Old guy in the bar from the Wedding Singer

"Smell it, bitch!" - veronica mars

Sunday, December 09, 2007

so what do we say about people we don't like?

jerkjerkjerkjerkjerkjerkjerk

- melissa