rooftops and movie houses

Bernard: i'm allergic to it.
Angela (straight faced): i have one.

Bernard's choice of words on the subject of pussy, apparently unaware that 4 out of the 6 people with him at Candice's roof top actually have one.

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Dad! I can't believe you smoked, drank, and were such a slut!!! But I still love you.

- Maya, the daughter on "Definitely, Maybe"

what's that?

a hat!
crazy funky junky hat!
Overslept, hair unsightly
tryin' to look like keira kneightly we've been there, we've done that!
we see right through your funky hat!

...pull the cord! pull the cord! pull the cord!

- taken from wizards of waverly place. the mom does a flashdance reference that the target audience won't understand. hahaha

and for the first time ever, video evidence! (scroll to near the end) sorry it's bad quality.