Cieloisms & One Liners

Welcome to SLG Quotables! These are random funny quotes as encountered by the Screams Like Girl crew: Angela, Bernard, Cielo, and Melissa. Wacky adventures, here we come!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Kitchen Confidential

"Now where's my rabbit stabbing knife?!"

-a line from the short lived FOX show Kitchen Confidential, when Jack Bourdain (Bradley Cooper)tells his workers that he's killed plenty of cute animals and tries to convince them that he can kill it (but really he chickens out like many of them do).

"I can't do this to you (*talks to the rabbit on the table)...I'll fake a seizure (*falls on the ground"
- Jim, from K.C.

"Oh no, Jim's having a fake seizure"
- Steven's response to Jim, from K.C.



To be honest, I never really thought that this show was actually good until I finally downloaded the entire season, and yes, i admit, the show is hilarious. Too bad it got canceled four episodes into the season. boo urns.

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